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Momma K is a thief

The Wizz just reported that while Lotto King is going on rides that aren’t as scary as Laurel, Momma K is robbing his booth blind. These proceeds will go to polar pops, gas, corn dogs, and a lawyer to take this site down. She is also banned from Jehovah heaven and is excluded from the 144k club. According to the wizz, Jehovah’s don’t believe in hell, so upon death she will probably be forced to relive the same sad existence she is living right now only with more sexual depravity and less money. If that’s not hell then I don’t know what is.

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Nobody likes a JW

A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah’s Witness are lost..

They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.

“I only have room for two, so one of you will have to stay in the barn,” says the Farm Owner.

The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it’s no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.

“I’m sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me.”

“No problem,” says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. “There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings.”

“I will go then, friends,” says the Jehovah’s Witness, and he proceeds to the barn. A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. It’s the cow and the pig.